$WHYWOULDYOU
The token for serious people.
THE CONCEPT
You saw the name. You clicked anyway. You deserve this.
This is not an investment. This is a psychological experiment to see how many people will buy something literally called "$WHYWOULDYOU".
Note: We're too serious for Telegram. If you want a TG group, make it yourself. We'll be on X (the platform formerly known as Twitter) pretending this is a real project.
TOKENOMICS (LOL)
Supply
1,000,000,000 (why not?)
Tax
0% (not a scam... or is it?)
Liquidity
"Locked" (trust us bro)
Dev Wallets
10% (for "reasons" if pump fun bots don't frontrun me)
LEAKED DEV CHAT (OOPS)
Dev1: bro why are we even making this token
Dev2: idk i was bored and hate money
Dev1: fair. what's the utility?
Dev2: lol
Dev1: based. wen rug?
Dev2: not rug... just 'strategic exit' 😇
Dev1: send the LP to my burner wallet. for 'safety'.
Dev2: 🚀🚀🚀
[Last message: "Wait fuck did I just post this in public—"]
ROADMAP (DELUSIONAL)
May 2025
Token launches. Immediate regret.
May 2025
Dev "loses" private keys on live stream.
May 2025
Somehow listed on Binance. Everyone confused.
HOW TO BUY (DON'T)
🚨 URGENT: SEC NOTICE 🚨
The Securities and Exchange Commission has issued a warning about $WHYWOULDYOU:
"We're not even sure what this is, but it's probably illegal."
- SEC Chairman Gary Gensler (probably because he has been fired some months ago)
MEET THE "TEAM"
(It's just two people who thought this would be funny)
![Human Dev](data:image/svg+xml;utf8,<svg xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg" viewBox="0 0 100 100"><circle cx="50" cy="50" r="45" fill="%23ff0000"/><text x="50" y="60" font-size="30" text-anchor="middle" fill="%23ffffff">👨</text></svg>)
You
"The Visionary"
Had the terrible idea to make this token
![AI Assistant](data:image/svg+xml;utf8,<svg xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg" viewBox="0 0 100 100"><circle cx="50" cy="50" r="45" fill="%2300ff00"/><text x="50" y="60" font-size="30" text-anchor="middle" fill="%23000000">🤖</text></svg>)
AI Assistant
"The Enabler"
Wrote this website while questioning its existence
DYOR: This is obviously a joke token with no value. If you buy this, you're either:
1) In on the joke, or 2) Need serious psychological help
Either way, we accept no responsibility.